Mathematical formula: Rich + Beiber = RICH BIEBER |
It's when Selena Gomez comes into the picture that I start getting a little "icky". Born in 1992, this Disney Channel star has already played it up on the arm of one of the pre-packaged Jonas Brothers, along with Twilight's "can't get no shirt satisfaction" Taylor Lauthner. A year older than Bieber, they seem the perfect match, but then, Gomez is no fool - her marketing team is Disney, not USHER!
Yes Disney, and to make it worse, the Disney Channel. The same people that pumped out Britney, Lindsay and Hannah Montana before they all dropped their vaginas on the ground for the world to see. The same channel that collectively gasped as they watched their sculpted, pure, innocent stars check into rehab or show a little leg at the MTV Awards while we all had to watch their growing pains live on screen. Either someone's mother needs to take a second at look at what they feel they're REALLY protecting us from when they prop their kids up to the channel each morning, or we need to start to start taking a closer at look at how Disney films differ from the wholesome channel itself: a repressive, unreal glimpse into that adolescent Holocaust of 1950s denial. Or in brief, the SPAM version of reality.
Happy dating Bieb! I truly hope this is a match made in Usher heaven. Mickey ears and all.
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